Pick one for your squad in My Turds → Voice and every hit, miss, flush and self-own gets a line, out loud. Turn the sound up: each clip is a real match with that voice.
Aussie Surfer“Hope there's no sharks down here!”Toddler“Help! Pull the plunger!”Clean-mouthedSnooty Chef“Went further than my dad's excuses”Cockney Trader“Posted a turd through your letterbox!”Rodeo Cowgirl“Flush me gently, you bastards”Toilet Ghost“Hello, pipes. Goodbye, world.”Grumpy Grandad“Wind, angle, fibre content. Hit!”Savage Granny“Nobody's safe. Not even over there.”Squeaky Gremlin“Flicked it like a bogey! Miles away!”Hype Announcer“I'm like a sniper, but browner”Nervous Intern“All the way across the pan!”Lady Laird“My ancestors... will be so smug...”Nature Narrator“Help! This water's had a curry in it”Posh Butler“A butler serves at any distance.”Robo-Loo“Couldn't see you. Smelled you, though.”Drill Sergeant“No turd is out of reach!”Influencer“Is that a toenail? Glub...”Viking“Going to the ocean!”Supervillain“Long-distance relationship: over.”
Not your thing? Switch off Rude jokes in Settings and they all keep it clean.
